This comment right here is why I am looking forward to ‘the Outer Worlds’.

Alternate title: Baylor hits the bottom of deepest barrel; barrel industry booms.

He doesn’t drink. Because if he did, it would trigger the most toxic reaction possible, as I fully believe the guy is pilled up 24/7.

Giri, no mockery whatsoever - - - superbly crafted article. Illuminating and fun to read.

“The poor bastards who live in the DC area”

Because, if the allegations are true, coming out with the truth about those with power and influence is ALWAYS DIFFICULT YOU FUCKING TOOL.

He plays bottom.

Why? Because, despite communication technology and evolving interpersonal dynamics, douches will always be there to bitch, whine, pollute and complain.

The most liberal pocket wasn’t liberal enough, as no police stopped the murder and abuse. So kinda get fucked or clean up Charlottesville.

This one of the major reasons I quit watching football: I could stand in line at a DMV and have more fun than waiting for assholes to review plays.

“Sliding in DMs during the season and sometimes getting exposed for reportedly sliding in DMs is all the rage these days”

The real question is - how many hookers did this so called ‘sewer alligator” kill when he was at SMU?

I won’t star this in the event that SecretService is reading (THEY ARE)

That is a lot of interesting words you wrote. But none of them are “fuck everyone at the USAG all the way to Hell.” NO STARS FOR YOU.

He’s playing to the box seats and waiting for a few of his adored old white assholes to die so he moves up the Metropolitan club waiting list.

Choking a woman.....

Every star is yours, my lord.

Let’s show a 5 year “old” patriots photo because deadspin loves themselves some snowflakes this time of year.

As part of the Latino Caucus of assholes, we officially disavow this fuck and call on everyone to consider him as a member of one of many parasitic phylums - they are devolved enough to take him.

No. Russia won the presidency because of barely literate and completely gullible dipshits like you.