See, here’s the thing: You’re right, there’s no god. But someone died, and believing that they’ll see him again is a comfort to many people. It’s no more or less meaningful than covering the mound in jerseys with his name on them or speaking at his funeral or holding a wake or scattering ashes, because the meaning is…

Hey, class traitor, are you getting paid for defending Amazon on message boards, or just doing it for free?

Name checks out!

Well maybe she wouldn’t if you remembered just once to put your dirty fucking clothes in the hamper.

Not really that impressive. My wife remembers every little thing I do wrong and can bring it up at a moments notice too.

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

However, Arsenal shouldn’t quite be considered a laughingstock for this.

I don’t know if I’d go as far as “suck” but it’s an afterthought when Grantland was the first site I opened in the morning. The podcasts (the watch aside) are worse, especially the NBA pod, Litman doesn’t have chemistry with Dobbins, Mays clearly misses Barnwell. There’s no Prince Movies.

Oh, I see. So homophobic or racist slurs are off-limits, but you’re perfectly fine if he impugns the dignity of actual motherfuckers. Hypocrite.

Nope, I’ve said the same exact thing four or five times now. Maybe I’m not phrasing it succinctly enough, but I’m not making a legal argument, just one on principle. Specifically, that if he believes institutions should severely punish people who have committed no crime he can’t very well claim an allegiance to a…