This long national nightmare is finally over.

I’ve followed deadspin for about 12 years since all my friends in college wouldn’t shut the fuck up about Barstool and I thought it was so fucking stupid that I literally googled “barstool alternatives”. I found deadspin and within the first couple articles I realized it was somewhat juvenile at the time as most…

I hate Barstool as much as the next guy but the deep investigative dive into every single person that briefly associates themselves with that shit hole comes off as a bit desperate at times. 

The implication of the article seems to suggest this was his first, comedic-level offer to GS brass to not accept his player option and the ownership just ran with it no questions asked.

Sure, show me the same reactionary tweets from Seth Rollins and Tyler Breeze to the racist shit Hogan said.

Not really that impressive. My wife remembers every little thing I do wrong and can bring it up at a moments notice too.

Not really that impressive. My wife remembers every time I did something wrong, and can bring it up at a moments notice too.

And they sound like a baby crying bloody murder when feasting. Quite the shock to hear in the middle of the night up here.

So like, why the headline though?

Tony Womack. Got his jersey after the World Series

I hope there are several articles in the following days about the entire Cardinals organization and fans being responsible for this and needing to control their entire fan base as a whole.

This troll is not going to need to eat for months what with how much you guys are feeding him.

Jaylen Brown

My personal favorite is a cuck of republicans

Hey man! Good Kinja. Go fuck yourself.

Jesus Christ man, do you have any other hobbies outside of watching football? Relax.

Sure, I could concede that point. I don’t think it would have killed Tom to make that clarification though. I understand NFL owners suck and yadda yadda but let’s make sure we get the facts straight when we shit on them.

Uh, he missed the first four games because of a hamstring. Contract dispute did not go into the regular season.

Yes! Didn't know if anyone else noticed that.

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