There's a table full of Deadspin guys who were really, really confused.

A well-filtered #tbt Instagram photo.

So that's what a Pinterest divorce looks like.

I'm curious what unconscious uncoupling looks like.

Not to mention confusing. I just texted my friend, "I have a food porn video to cheer you up" then followed it immediately with "That's pictures of delicious food, not people having sex with it."

I think...that video made me pregnant.

This is the "2 Girls 1 Cup" of food porn with its focus on fluids. NSFW!

Seems like a lot of work for something that will take me about 2 seconds to inhale.

Yes, it's true. Blue used to be associated with girls as it was a more "calming" colour, where pink (as a toned-down version of red) was associated with boys as it was more aggressive. I don't know much about it, but I believe the switchover didn't occur until after the Victorian era. The more you know!

Well, what do you expect from a guy whose mom got pregnant out of wedlock and who had two dads?

Jesus is always shown as having long hair. Is long hair mandated for the boys? I'm just curious about these "biblical standards."

I think it'd be easy to criticize the school but, in fairness, I think we all remember that bit in the bible when Jesus, dying on the cross, says "One last thing before I go, remember to be complete and total dicks to innocent little kids whenever you have the chance. Peace out, losers."

Sunnie's grandparents didn't like that very much, so they proactively took her out of school and put her in public school.

Just wait till he tries the latest thing on the streets. Poprocks

It's not only the police, the victim said that when she went outside for help, people passing her on the streets didn't even stop to listen to her.

Callie is it okay if I stick in my own little two Dirtbag tidbits?

I work with high school kids and the new obnoxious thing boys are doing is wearing big open tank tops. Like, with wide arm holes that show off most of their shoulders, parts of their sides.

Well, it seems obvious, then, that even if you were in favor of dress-codes of some sort, you can't have different dress-codes for different genders without being sexist. If the boys are allowed to wear leggings, then girls should also be allowed to wear leggings. Logically. Right?

It's hard to think of a gender-swap equivalent to this. Is there anything that male students could wear that would be too distracting to female students (or other people prone to distraction by boys)?