Dr. Morriss-Roberts conducted a study with eight subjects

Wonder if there is a female equivalent behavior?

On the plus side, Fred Phelps is dead, even though I don't like celebrating ANYONE's death. On the depressing side, my grandfather died early this morning. He was 92.

Maybe assuming that a male colleague will pay for their lunch? I think I saw Rob Petrie buy Sally Rogers a sandwich on an episode of The Dick van Dyke Show once, so this was clearly a very real concern for the pre-second wave salaryman.

I had this exact conversation with my co-worker Ted this morning. I hit every single one on the list. Suh-weet!

I assume he won't bother me during my lunch by asking me creepy, incessant questions like 'why aren't you smiling?' but we all know what assuming means.

He's an ass.

This whole thing could have come from an MRA website in 2014.

selfish sluts!

It made me think of the Mad Men season 1 scene where Joan declares Peggy's sack lunch "sad" and gets the men to buy them lunch.

How does one misapply femininity? Are they putting lipstick on the watercooler and "freshening up" using bug spray?

I suspect it means having sex with other people than you. Probably with a side of selfishly having sex with the people they want to have sex with, instead of properly granting the use of their vaginas to any man who wants to stick his penis in them.

Unfair that they get to choose who to fuck! How dare we?

This list manages to contradict itself and be redundant.

This is how this reads to me

Organized clutter?

Please, just stick to standard rudeness in the office. Special rudeness is a major turn-off.

21. They're tacky and I hate them.

this list is confusing to say the least. what are unfair sex practices? You mean like having more sex than you?

they even could have just removed the color read, or turned the saturation down, ANYTHING. LITERALLY ANYTHING BUT WHAT THEY DID.

"Like a feudal king of old, says a source, Ashton was deeply disappointed in Demi Moore's inability to bear a child for him."