My gaydar totally went off on that dude too.

Check your non-marmoset privilege, missy.

No 'Murrican cars? He's a communist.

Instead of free food for hungry kids, duh! I mean, they spend several millions of dollars making sure that poor kids aren't hungry. They could instead be spending that money on administrators who come up with excuses as to why hungry, poor kids do so poorly in class. See, that's job creation right there! All those…

The part that before a point where the fetus can survive on its own, it is literally a parasite, and pregnancy is the only situation where we tell someone they must offer their body up for the sole benefit of another. In any other case, the government telling someone they must give an organ or attach themselves to…

I'm so broke I have to drive an Audi.

"You do realize that the early proponents of abortion (Margaret Sanger) wanted to do it in order to curtail the black population, so many minorities do think abortion is wrong."

I'm pretty sure those are cue cards I see reflected in his eyeglasses.

Too much of his paycheck goes to gas, which is why he votes republican. I guess he hasn't heard that three republican-led states have outlawed the direct sale of cars to thwart the business model of Tesla, the first all-electric car with enough sales to make a feasible difference in the way cars are made and driven in…

again, why can't he look at the camera? Shame, that is why!

I think you are right:

My boyfriend's reaction upon seeing this: "oh, yeah, I'm for solar, shale gas, farts, little mini child slaves, whatever!"

Hey Republican lady: How can you deny this precious little muchinkin his right to attend school?

Can we cross-post this to Jaloponik just to see what make and model this guy is driving? I'm REALLY pretty sure it's expensive.

Now, Dodai, how helpful is that picture? That cat is probably long dead...poor little kitty...

If she turns out to be gay, it'll be super!

That is that clever coded language of greedy teachers wanting actual wages and benefits.