She's not going to like how the book ends.

Ahhh, "females." My favorite dehumanizing term for women. Whenever I hear that in real life, I ask "Female what? Squid? Groundhog? Oak tree?"

I can't come up with anything as clever as the other posters for what they will sell, but I bet a million interweb dollars they don't offer anything in a Devil's Food flavor.

I'm assuming from context that they're the previous Bachelor/winner, but I can't be assed to Google it to confirm. Anyways.

Ah, yes, in which straight people make the mistake of thinking that they aren't out about their sexuality.

I have no idea who those two people are. No idea at all.

I remember hating on Kesha in one of those shallow "eugh new popstar" ways when she first came around, but before long I realized I'd totally fallen in love with her music. I hope her stint in rehab helped her significantly.

What really blows my mind is that of the people who think like that, there is a subset that also seems to think that a violent rape "justified" in certain circumstances. Skirt too short? Went home with a man? Said yes then changed your mind? Well, you asked for it ... so you know ... we can't hold this man…

I am Native American. I am upset by this girl wearing a headdress. The headdress is not equivalent to a kimono because a kimono is not part of the spiritual custom of the Japanese culture. A kimono should not be worn as a costume, but it is also not an item of religious significance to the culture that created it. If…

The issue is that a real native american headdress is a ceremonial piece and is considered an honor only conferred to a few individuals. Considering the historic injustices they native americans have suffered, it's particularly insulting to pop up on Instagram with a picture that flaunts you don't have respect for…

HE ACTUALLY JUST SAID "SO WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT". Do you KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DARE A WOMAN TO DO SOMETHING?! I have two questions... who the fuck IS this guy, and can we all collectively decided as a female species to NOT sleep with him?

"For every one of those women, there's a Louis C.K. and a Henny Youngman and all those – "

Yes, it's bad even if she wore it because it "looks fly." She's basically putting on another culture to play dress up as them. Native cultures have long been oppressed and in Oklahoma we are definitely no stranger to that. She's basically saying "all of that doesn't really matter, I'm gonna take this one part of…

I was confused by this, too, but Laura also talks about hanging out at the bar with J.Law's dad during the ceremony, so I'm assuming she got a handful of tickets but only two seats in the front row.

I find this confusing because JLaw brought Nicholas Hoult to the Oscars, didn't she? She was sitting next to him. He didn't get himself invited.

Near as I can tell, rapists mainly consider rape to be something other people do.

I don't get it. Modern men wear boxer briefs, and boxer briefs are sexy underwear.

Boxer briefs. This is my boyfriend's Kinja & if that fool ever pulled down his pants to reveal some man bikini underwear I just would not be down. It really is a little too Jersey Shore for me.

I wonder if medieval ladies were like, "Hot damn, check out that guy's crotch piece" or if it's always been a way for men to express their masculinity to other men