Fine, Chris Harrison. How about the first colored Bachelor/Bachelorette? Try answering that with a business model that doesn't make you sound like a racist.

I can only imagine the cognitive dissonance at Fox News over the McConaughey speech. "Give him kudos for thanking God! But he won for a movie about AIDS. Is it ok because he played a straight man? Well, he was friends with a transsexual, so? But he fought for less government regulation in the film - screw big…

He pretty much said he looked up to himself in his speech. lol

Matthew McConaughey saying he looked up to god seriously made me eyeroll-chuckle. Thanking god—whatever, you do you, religious folk. That's fine. But saying god is who you look up to? I mean... For real, dude? If you BELIEVE in god, saying you "look up" to him is a bit of an understatement, right? You "look up" to…

I three work in higher ed with Title IX. We're really a lot of social justice minded Jezebel readers type. There are some great institutions and some poor ones when it comes to sexual assault.

A close friend of mine went to the cops. They told her she was lying, forced her to take a lie detector test (which are total bullshit, and which she failed even though she wasn't lying) and then arrested her for filing a false report.

Can we not act like the police are some miracle solution, or that young women are…

...uh, thanks, but I've always been a girl/woman. I've been noticing this shit since I was a small child.

I imagined 3 or 4 people clapping at the first actor shown and then looking around like "Oh, is clapping not appropriate for this? My bad..."

What a perfect excuse to watch my favorite Target Women ever!

International flights are the way to go for in-flight food, in my limited experience. I flew Brussels Airlines to Germany last summer, and was shocked to see how good the economy offerings were (it was the cheapest flight we could find too). Fancy in-flight entertainment, plenty of leg room, and a meal that wouldn't…

Agreed. The "joke" didn't even make sense considering Gravity isn't a long movie.

*Somehow* Minnie Driver worked her way in there? What does that even mean? She's had just as much of a career as everyone else featured here, in some cases even more so.

Positive spin: Maybe she meant that she was so immersed that time stood still?

I don't think it was meant to be an insult. I'm paraphrasing, but didn't she say something along the lines of, "I could have watched you until the end of time, and I kind of felt like I did." She was complimenting her. She was complimenting the film. Why do we assume that because she said it lasted forever that's a…

Yeah, they didn't need Bette Midler.

Cory was a TV actor, it makes sense that he wasn't included.

Yeah, they didn't need Bette Midler. I also would've cut the Wizard of Oz segment, the weird monologue by Jim Carrey, and some of Ellen's antics—all for time.

So the angry people were not "fans" of Sarah Jones, they were her colleagues. Could we try to use the correct, respectful terminology here?

I think that all the "below the line" (not actors, directors, writers or producers) workers are only given a mention if they are academy members (not sure about this but it's my guess). Also, each below the line union has a large membership and there would likely be too many people to add into the list. My other…

As a long term reader of Jezebel, a below the liner, and a member of the technical crew of Midnight Rider, fuck you and your headline.