This totally happened to me. I was totally straight until freshman year, when my professor assigned me a book. I read it and now I'm gay for life! IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!!!

The point is that they're very, very specific. Here's an example... If you sleep around, you WILL get an STD at some point. But in the movies, that rarely if ever happens to any male character, compared to the real odds. Females, however, almost always suffer catastrophic results from sleeping around in movies and…

I came here to say that this article makes me appreciate the abortion plotline on Friday Night Lights all the more. Tami Taylor gave the most INCREDIBLE counseling to a young girl facing a really difficult situation. I also really appreciated how they depicted all the bullshit "waiting periods," etc that anti-choice…

The sad thing is, there are ton of men and women who legitimately think that way. That the only possible reason someone could rape another person is if they were just too ugly/fat/unlucky to get some any other way.

I haven't yet managed to convince the FutureConsort to grow a beard. My powers of persuasion need more work.

In my humble opinion, there are very few men who are not made more attractive by a beard. Some men are equally attractive with or without, very few are more attractive without. Mmmmm. Beard.

Every time I read something James Franco has written I want to light myself on fire. NOT EVERYTHING REQUIRES YOUR COMMENTARY, DUDE.

"The paparazzi offered Adam Brody Taco Bell and congratulated him on his marriage to Leighton Meester."

Kim Kardashian definitely kares what the public thinks/wants. If you watch her show it's all she talks about.

Dear Jolie Kerr,

You know, I agree with him on his passion around gun control. But then again, the way he talks about it, it comes off as "Stupid Americans, I'm smarter than you, and all guns should be immediately destroyed because duh." Which only hurts the debate, because it convinces the anti-gun control people that if they give in…

I used to live on the same street, and I used to sit on the hill and smoke cigarettes and imagine which house was the Tanner house.

Because we don't teach it and I am willing to bet they never prepped for it either. This would be a good time to reference Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man

Who was George Washington Carver?
Who were the Tuskegee Airmen?
Who was Harriet Tubman?
Who was Frederick Douglass?
Who was Dr. Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr.

You know, I've seen a lot of egregious hair-splitting on the internet, but I think you just took the cup.

I don't know who this Seth guy is. That's Dave Rygalski. If Lane Kim hadn't married Terry Bellefleur, I'd be heartbroken for her.

"Up to no good," is now a crime punishable with death.

Anyway, if the guy who shot them had been asleep like he should have been, he wouldn't have heard them egging his son's car. Nobody can see what you're doing at 1am unless they are there.

It is right up there with the "well she shouldn't have been drinking so much" response to being raped.

I'm finding the "well, what were they doing out after 1 am, hmmmmmmm?" response absolutely puzzling. What the actual fuck makes that an appropriate reaction?