Thinking that probably makes you racist.

I just want a lube that's not sticky and cold! Don't even think about bringing ice cream under the sheets!

Weirdly, though, she doesn't seem to be saying that because she dates black people, then obviously she's not racist because if you were racist, you wouldn't be attracted to other races. She's saying that if she was racist, the black people she dates would call her on her racist shit and since they don't, she's not…

Yeah, I thought the tone of the article was interesting with the "Sorry, rape apologists" line at the end of the first paragraph. I haven't seen nearly as many op-eds shrugging off rape with "Well, men just get more sexually aggressive when they drink" arguments as I have "Well, ladies are just more vulnerable to…

Also, quit talking about your sex life, especially when it involved someone so close to our family that I refer to her as Aunt Robin, Dad.

I thought it was that he had an affair with Blake Lively on "Green a Lantern." #rumours

One of my super conservative friends posted a link to a Facebook page that had a photo of Ronald Reagan and was called something like Christian Right, and the page was basically jizzing itself because McConaughey brought God back to Hollywood. Do they have any idea what "Dallas Buyers Club" is about?!

I'm so old that I remember having a rotary phone, but needing a touch-tone phone to call in for Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards, or something, and going to my dad's office to make phone calls!

PART 2

I think TV has become much more respectable, but it still has a "slumming" it aspect for "movie stars." Matthew McConaughey is probably going to win an Emmy for True Detective in August, but that was "acceptable" because 1) it's HBO and 2) it's a mini-series (short commitment). And Ellen didn't even make a joke about…

Not that it was necessarily long, but so intense that it felt...endless? I haven't seen it yet, so I'm not sure.

She does have an Oscar nom to her name for Good Will Hunting, but she's pretty much transitioned into a TV actor. And there do seem to seem to be a lot of TV people in these photos.

I'm pretty sure that Academy membership is the criteria. However, when someone is killed in the physical act of filmmaking, you might want to make an exception.

I noticed this year that they must have told the audience to hold their applause during the segment. When James Gandolfini came up, there was a smattering of applause that quickly quieted, then nothing until the end, which I think was smart. I know there was a scuffle during the Emmys that some people received more…

My white aunt was married to a black man, and when he passed away a few years ago, I met his side of the family, most of them for the first time. At my aunt's house after the funeral, there was only one black woman there, my uncle's sister. All of my uncle's nephews and male cousins were partnered with white women.

"It's not bullying when I tell you you're going to hell, gay kid, it's actually very LOVING because I am trying to save your soul!"

The other day I had lunch with my sister and I was super bummed afterwards. She is Greek Orthodox (converted after getting married to my brother-in-law) and I know she's conservative, but I hadn't heard her vocalize her opposition to gay marriage until we were talking about the Arizona discrimination bill. She…

We were watching a Sunday morning pundit show (we were at a cabin where the TV received only 2 stations; it was George Stephanopoulos or Gomer Pyle), and my boyfriend said, "Hillary's too old to win." I rage-launch into "Ronald Reagan was almost 70 when he was elected, and he won again four years later." He countered…

Her definitely suffered from that.