Period panties: underpants that I was wearing when my period unexpectedly started or when a tampon leakage situation occured.

Gary Oldman's conservative?

SPOILERS!!!!

A few years ago, one of my favorite bars closed and then re-opened with new owners a few months later. They kept everything exactly the same except they pulled out the carpet and re-did the women's bathroom (I don't know if they re-did the men's too). I was SO excited!

plush leather couches, chandeliers and mirrors shaped like suns. The bright pink walls are decorated with blue- and pink-patterned tiles

Tara Ariano touched on this in her recent write-up of Mike & Molly on Previously.TV. Yes, it's a CBS sitcom by Chuck Lorre and yes, the initial premise was "Two big people meet at Overeaters Anonymous and fall in love," but McCarthy makes it great, and doesn't resort to the "fat, freaky lady" tropes that her…

I don't even like pot, and that sounds amazing!

You'd think if she was going to bother changing her first name to Sexy, she might as well change her last name too. Like Sexy Willowtree or Sexy Magnoliatree. Those are free-spirited trees! Crabapple trees are not free-spirited or sexy.

I would love a parody commercial of dumb jewelry stores about going to PP to get tested and free condoms. That is romantic, yo.

Haha, I actually think my boyfriend would be MORE upset with me. His brother and future sister-in-law are pretty chill.

This romantic comedy writes itself!

I realized that I have a lot of married friends when I tried to see which guys I knew who had scores on Lulu. I have, like, five non-married male friends.

I looked at the calendar and I'm pretty sure that 5 months and 17 days away is almost exactly my boyfriend's brother's wedding day. DOUBLE WEDDING!

Whew, I still have 5 months and 17 days!

I can't believe we haven't seen more "Facebook Video Fail" posts, even fake ones.

It's interesting that you use the phrase "polite corrections." I feel like what Morgan is saying is because the "corrections" he received on Twitter were not "polite," they are invalid. See: You're As Bad As They Are.

It's also, like, the rationale is "Our prison system is fucked up and it would be cruel to send this rich, white kid into that system." So the solution is send this kid to rehab instead of reforming that system.

That did happen, in Seattle! Cast member David started a secret relationship with casting director Kira!

I'm a little under 5'4" and my weight hovered around 100 lbs. for about 1o years...I think I'm about 105 lbs. now, I think. I don't know if I ever looked "skeletal" though. I think my bone structure and frame is petite, so maybe that's why the weight looks different on me than Frederickson.