I wonder if they're trying to get people to go to their profile and give them a high rating?

Apparently, two months ago, there was something magic in the OkC water.

Hopefully this doesn't come across as braggy or gloaty or preachy. I had about 10 years of crappy relationships and serious dating droughts. I started dating online because I felt like I had nothing left to lose because I wasn't meeting people in my daily life. I thought it'd be fun, but I wasn't sure if I'd meet…

I don't know if I'm you but you're definitely me! Because I'm super happy too. I wonder if I had more success on OkC than on eH because there felt like there was much less pressure. eH is all about marriage and kids whereas OkC felt like, "Look, I just want someone to go with me to this concert on Friday night." I…

That's hilarious!

I had been on eHarmony for about six month and had such bad luck that I basically opened up my settings to anyone in the three closest states, even though I did not want a long distance relationship. Didn't matter, because most of the matches I got were spambots.

Aw, that's sweet! My BF does not photograph very well sometimes, so I was like, "Well, he'll either be really hot or very weird looking." And it was the former! If I had seen him in a bar first, I probably would have thought he was too cute for me. I was actually quite skeptical of my guy when we were first messaging,…

Weird, so you met them in IRL and then found out they were on OKC too?

Haha, posting on Jezebel is a good transitional hobby when you're weaning yourself off of dating sites. Apartment hunting on Craigslist also works!

I always thought that was a shitty arrangement. There's people that I might have a high match number with and you're withholding them from my results because they've been rated as hot by too many people? WTF? And, yeah, after I got that email, I didn't seen anyone new in my results.

CAN'T UNSEE.

I know, right? Those darn Marxist feminists ruined the traditional definition of sex for all the aristocrats!

Thank you. It's none of my business to ask how many sex partners you've had; if it's not more than 3, at least it's not hypocritical to prefer women to have had fewer partners than you.

Do you think the number is the same for men?

Right?! And women who have slept with more than 5 people are the crazy ones...it's definitely not crazy to hire a private investigator to see how many sex partners the lady you just had coffee with has had before she met you and to uncover all "the dirt" you believe lingers in her past. Totes normal.

I'd really like to see him answer this question, but he seems distracted by accusing people of Marxism. Let's get back to the misogyny, troll!

(You're on the right).

I've got bad news for this guy, but I got WAY BETTER at sex by the time I got to my 4th partner.

THEY SHOULD BE SO LUCKY!