Yeah, which is why the article came up in my Twitter feed, I DID NOT CLICK because DO. NOT. WANT.

Can I come to you pizza/pool party wedding reception? I'm a big fan of pizza, pools, AND parties!

Can we stop blaming social media for Stuebenville? I'm pretty sure the rapists in that case caused the rape.

"Who are guests at my dream dinner party, Alex?"

I see a BIG difference between telling kids "Don't do stupid stuff like dance topless at a party or drink excessively...but if you do do stupid stuff, definitely don't record it and put it on the internet because you might not get a job" than "Don't sexually assault someone...but if you do sexually assault someone,…

Cool your jets, Gillette! While I am pro-beard, I counteract my preference for non-shaved men by using Mach3 razors myself.

I think she's pointing out that energy is devoted to one and not the other because of financial incentive. Not that one is stopping the other.

Haha, "normal version."

Bike wear? You should definitely get that shit tax-free because exercise = health.

I thought this was a pretty useless plan; the trolls who threaten me do so with the express purpose of shutting me up. Why should I make it easier for them? Twitter isn't the problem — hatred of women who dare to be seen and heard is the problem.

You know that there's totally a porno out there called "Miss Muffett Does It in the Tuffett" starring a woman with natural pubic hair.

From the original article:

Is he also withdrawing his bid to not have to marry two people who have had a child out of wedlock? What about the ones involving a divorced Catholic? Or two people of different faith backgrounds?

Yeah, but they were for dress-up, right? For play at home? That's different than wearing wedges to school.

Not getting the iPhone to put in the bejeweled case would be a better move. - the girl who will not give up her iPhone and unlimited data plan...at least it's a 3G and so outdated that it doesn't even support Apple's current iOS).

Not wearing a bra today (just a shelf camisole). Feels so good! Big busted ladies, you have my sympathy.

I appreciate Madeleine watching it so I don't have to.

Chris O'Dowd?

I'll see your