"I really want to be your friend!"

Bitchy Resting Face reminds me of Seinfeldisms like Man Hands or Close Talker.

"She wears skirts when she rises a bicycle. She eats Sonic Breakfast Burritos, even if she's not hungover."

They talk a little bit about not swimming or getting your hair wet in Chris Rock's Good Hair. Great doc!

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe it's the reflection of the water or the "natural" sunlight?

Yep, just coming here to post the same link. I've never heard of this trilogy or the TV show before, but the summary sounded just like TGWOAC.

America's relationship with breast milk/breastfeeding is effed up.

Come on, fish, you were totally asking for it. You really shouldn't be swimming alone, especially when flaunting such shiny scales. This never would have happened if you hadn't tried to eat that (tequila) worm.

West Coast, best coast.

I'm currently dating three guys and, even though they all know that I'm seeing other people, I'm terrified that I'm going to accidently text something to the wrong person. I'm not evening saying/sending anything scandalous! Just paranoid that I'll send M—- a text with C—-'s name or something.

Wasn't that the premise of "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" with Adam Sandler and Kevin James, except with health insurance instead of a green card?

Having confidence in yourself is probably the biggest one. A lot of people don't realize the difference a little confidence can make. Even extreme arrogance is better than low confidence.

There's a five-day waiting period for a Female Superiority License. Plus, you have to register with the Bureau of Ladyparts, Pinterest, and Lifetime (Television for Women).

He was wrong that it's remotely relevant to the scenario.

Why do you say that it's more difficult to answer the question without knowing the gender of the couple?

Hmmm, does this mean that lesbian couples could both be the biological mother of a child?

I think that a lot of people don't view them as different, though. Deen's fanbase thinks that she's being persecuted for being honest about her beliefs. You're right that the difference is Maines's feelings about Bush were fairly innocuous while Deen's beliefs about black people contribute to a system of inequality…

Remember when the Dixie Chicks were slammed for criticizing George W. Bush and a lot of country music radio stations stopped playing their music and people burned their CDs? At the time, my mom (who leans conservative) said something like, "You have the right to say whatever you want, but you don't have the right to…

John Boehner (who spent $3 million in federal tax money defending DOMA)

Oh man, I would consider MOVING to Texas...especially now that I won't need a "conceal and carry" permit for my vagina...just to vote for her. Boss.