We are! Decades apart, but still. We could be clones. Yes???

I really don’t think the incidence is increasing that much. This isn’t an increase in the incidence of STDs as much as it is an increase in people being diagnosed with STDs. I think this has a lot to do with people now being covered under the ACA. So, we have more people getting preventive screenings and tests, which…

Yes.

I have done that. It is amazing. Highly recommended.

No, she would never. She is in the fandom, too. See ye my other comments, verily.

OH, I see now what you are referencing. Yes, those are onion rings/onion sticks? on the bottom. Jesus fucking Christ.

He is so completely accurate. Cringe-worthy, but accurate.

Not onion rings. Just extra buns. Bun on top of bun on top of FUCKING BUN. Let’s all die of heart attacks now.

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

Okay.

I have. I saw it with Darren Criss in the very beginning. ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY MUSICAL STUFFS?

NOPE.

Only by a Gryffindor who spent a lot of time with a Slytherin. You said “diety”, “cursed”, and “worshiped me”, for Christ’s sake.

Totally a Slytherin thing to say.

Wise soul? Yes. Human? Questionable.

This is, sadly, extremely accurate.

Nope. I thinks you got it.

Not even at the church of NGT or Bill Nye. Just don’t do it. NOT EVEN.