I like you. I have liked you for a bit, even though you might not recognize the new burner account.

I told someone tonight that as soon as I pay for my son’s college education, I’m quitting work to do the following things IN ORDER:

I LEARNED THAT FROM NEIL.

You have kinda already left the country, though....

I have ended friendships before because they took me to a restaurant where they sang songs to me at the table. Complete bullshit. People who do that should die painful and torturous deaths. I can’t even imagine a public proposal. That has to be the worst.

Doctor Who. Starting with the NuWho 2005 season. Highly recommended for insomnia. I went thought several seasons in just a few weeks and am hooked.

Beautiful. But don’t ever get married. EVER. I’m sticking by that.

Soul Sisters. All I’m saying.

Papa John’s, whatever. WE <3 YOU, PINKHAM!!!!

Pics or it didn’t happen. Sorry, I’ve been working like crazy.

I’m just glad you recognized me from a basic hint.

No such thing as an authentic nice guy. That’s all I’m saying.

Great name! And yes, both.

Jesus Christ. I am so excited for Friday night. I’m doing the Mockingjay Pt. 2 thing with a friend and we will be pre-gaming and popcorn-ing and Raisinette-ing thing. Followed by a PJ slumber party at my house. Yes, I am in my late 30s and not my 20s but I can be a HG fan if I wanna be. Leave me alone.

“Nice” to me means someone who plays at pretending to be kind. We are not looking for “nice”. Nice is how other people see you; kind is how you are. We are looking for kind men. Nice guys can find everything they own in the box to the left.

Da fuck?

No idea, love. I just google searched for “winking Hemsworth” and this came up. I may or may not have gotten wet from this. Okay, I did.

I mean, shit happens when you are horny and looking for “others”. We’ve all married wrong people. No? Is it just me? Okay then....

She was having a moment where she was appreciating quirky, comedic people. And then she realized he was just weird and creepy.