Also, most people know Paris and what is happening in Paris. And even the history of France. But most people don’t know who Rabia Chaudry and Adnan Syed are without internet checking. If you did, then GOOD FOR YOU. But I invited the stones, so throw them. And thanks. After having a previous Jez username with hundreds…

Kids are the worst, amirite?

I get it. (Me, too.)

Not nice. HELP ME. I haven’t understood an article less since they wrote about Bieber and Real Housewives in the same article.

Jesus, ‘99? I was trying to make my marriage work and failing miserably. No wonder I don’t remember.

Who are all these people? I’m sorry?!?!?!?! (Not sorry, who are these people for real?)

But I just want to think that specifically called out sweat stains were because they were WERKING IT.

Set me free, dude.

Yes, I know that. Thank you, Penis.

No, sorry. Saying that the books are fantastic is not unhinged or overzealous (when they are some of the most popular books ever sold). Bazillions of people have bought and read these books. And most people who bought them loved them. Everything I’ve said here is easily proven with reader reviews. If you didn’t like…

Yes, please refer to my Jez name for any questions.

I flew to DC for a conference once, and would not leave until I saw the ruby slippers at the Smithsonian. “Sweat stains” makes me think this was used during the yellow brick road skipping scenes. This movie is what made me want to be an actress and a singer and a writer.

I disagree! I think she chose an audience that could grow with her. My son, for example, was the perfect age. He got into it in the early books, which were fairly mild. By the time Cedric Diggory died, he was old enough to handle that. And by the time the last book came, he was okay with all the death and destruction…

It’s odd to me that these awful people think the books are about witchcraft. They are about friendship and bravery, and standing up for what you believe in even if it means you might get hurt, and (honestly) about making sure you are best friends with someone clever who will always have your back. The kids have some…

I ate the devil on Saturday, then. He tasted AMAZING.

This is awesome. Apparently, someone else has a problem with my name and thinks I’m a fanboy even though I’m a fangirl and I maybe only changed my name a few days ago on a dare. Sigh.

Well, yes. Problem?

It was the trolls. Someone saw something that might have been 2 lady trolls hugging or something in the background. You know, WOMEN HUGGING LEADS TO STUFF.

The movies are shit, by the way. READ THE BOOKS.

I still read it in my 40s. I just started over again. Highly recommended. Stellar writing.