Dear NGT: I <3 you. Please run away to Neptune with me.

“working with” Bwahahaha!

I knew you’d say that. Because we were previously friends (and soul sisters) when I was under a different name before I GOT DOXXED AND HAD TO CREATE A NEW ACCOUNT. Ssshhhhhhhh. Also, please dismiss this comment. :)

(I’m not sure it’s a fact, but I heard that Donald Trump has been actively wearing the original Leatherface mask from Texas Chainsaw Massacre out in public since 1974.)

This is like YUCK

Liam or Chris?

I did the same. :)

Dear Drew: Good fucking call.

People who take “undetectable levels” as “I don’t need to tell my partner about this” need to fuck right off. Charlie Sheen, fuck RIGHT OFF.

Well, it frankly doesn’t matter.

There are people who have cravings for Hot Pockets? I always just eat them as a last resort. Like when I’m out of Ramen and don’t even have bread or an apple in the house and I’m starving. I eat like I’m 19.

How in fuck’s name is she only 29?