Getting tired of Yoko always trying to tell me what to do. So bossy.

I used to work at a Malibu eatery that featured drawings by celebrity/artists on the wall, that conspicuously featured a heart, the proceeds from the sales of which went to benefit the American Heart Association.

Agreed 100%. THE LITTLE TURD GOT A GUN FOR HIS BIRTHDAY!

I was always so confused about how upset the kids were that their parents were dating. It was such a selfish reaction.

I love this movie! I want to get stoned with Meryl, Alec Baldwin and John Krasinski in a bathroom while Steve Martin waits to reel me in with an imaginary fishing pole outside.

I saw that tour and it was awesome. Another interesting fact—Madonna and MCA had a fling on that tour ;)

Random factoid of the day - The Beastie Boys opened for Madonna during the Virgin Tour in 1985.

Wow, between this and the Kara Brown/Clover Hope one-two on the tall people story it’s really double down day at Jezebel, isn’t it? In a weird way I admire your intransigency and your belief in the dumbness of your readers (which is mostly warranted) in still refusing to label the posts on Schumer as sponsored…

What if it’s all a big ploy and after Amy’s set, Madonna just comes out and preforms her stand up routine?

Really? I know you like them as people, and I do too, but sometimes you gotta call out your own friends sometimes. Some commmenters are not even being that aggressive about it. More like “Yo, maybe its kinda uncool? I dunno, what do you guys think?”

I’m not even that tall – about 5’8”, plus 2 or 3 inches of heel on my shoes – but that’s tall enough for me to get “You’re tall. Do you play basketball?” from people who don’t know me.

Link to a snarky Jezebel article about fat people please?

How about you be able to take some helpful criticism?

This is a snarky website when the topic suits them.

I mean, as a fat girl, I totally sympathize. 6’9 is tall by anyone’s standards. When you are not a “normal” size, no one lets that slip by you. And when you literally don’t fit somewhere, it’s embarrassing.

I think maybe you’re born a wizard but you don’t find out until midnight of your 11th birthday?

I have to agree with the other commenters, why the snark against tall women? As though they are not marginalized enough? Or are you just incapable of sympathizing with anyone’s problems that aren’t also yours?