Especially in the fashion industry, where everyone is such a peach.

It’s always somewhat horrifying when I remember just how conservative some parts of Australia are.

DON’T HANG OUT IN MY HOOD THEN BECAUSE THIS IS ME ERRRRR DAY

Road trip to South Carolina to fucking shimmy up that flag pole to shit on that fucking flag and then fucking burn it and then fucking throw it in that dumb fucking Governor’s face.

I’m not sure why none of the pictures were posted. I hate Terry Richardson but these are so undeniably adorable shots of her and her husband. Also I probably could have taken ones just as good so let’s just pretend I took them.

OF COURSE he was taken alive. Guy guns down 9 people in a church, but he is white so he isn't too dangerous to take alive.

Donna was awful. Tori is a better actress on her reality shows that she ever was on scripted television.

hello my name is jenna lyons and i own a bajillion shoes and rock a canadian tuxedo way better than you. also i have magical lip stick loving lips. deal with it.

Oh noes, not photos by Terry Richardson! Whatever shall we do?

ugh stop it right now

She is my queen. I want to marry her or be here. unsure which

I’m okay w this as long as Jenna Lyons continues to produce pictures of her perfect style and life that I can actively covet.

Yeah, if your vagina juice is like orange juice, you have a serious pH imbalance happening up in your junk and should probably see a doctor about that.

Eh, I met my husband when I was 17, so I’m not too judgy on the relationship, but I do get a hearty giggle out of imagining her reaction to this song.

"cheese plate didn't really challenge me."

I blame the fact that Yelp's model actually encourages these sorts of reviews. Yelp is set up to be a shitpile, so it's not surprising that it succeeds.

Don't forget "why are purple" and "could've used more vegan options."

Are there any theories into why Yelp evolved into Douchebag Central? The idea of a centralized site to get unbiased reviews of places is solid. But the majority of the reviews end up being one of two kinds:

I work with people AALLLLLLLLL day. I have a finely developed appreciation for people who take no shit from those people and a keen respect for management that doesn't throw itself into every mud puddle so the customer can walk all over them and their staff. The customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is a…