The “reach” and “influence” reminds me of theork the word “admired” did in Louis CK’s apology.

But Hoda will keep doing the day-drinking thing the entire morning, right? Maybe a half-soused morning host is just the thing the Today Show needs!

Obviously men cannot be trusted to treat their equipment properly. Mandatory nationwide removal may be needed.

After watching Darnold’s mediocre to bad 2017 season while ESPN continued to insist that this turnover-prone-terrible-footwork-unable-to hit-wide-open-swing-routes-on-a-consistent-basis QB was a sure prototypical NFL QB, I am beginning to believe that their criteria for “prototypical NFL QB” is “Tall White Guy from…

You opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

Wut

If you go to Deadspin you constantly see this same bit with “Joe Flacco is elite” and other longtime meme comments. This is absurdist meta comedy that is specifically targeting the audience you know is on Jez and the audience you know shows up to “men’s rights” articles. This ladies and haters is good kinda.

I feel like people on this site used to be better at getting jokes.

Parents should wipe my ass too. Not doing so is discrimination against able, non-familial adults.

It’s not that men are banned, it’s just hard finding men who are good enough for the showcase. At the end of the day, men just aren’t that funny.

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

No one on here is going to believe me, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Pod Save America is next. Those Obama Bros cannot resist manterrupting whenever a woman is on. Like Chris Matthews, I don’t know why they bother having guests.

“Princess Michael is a K K Kunt.” - George VI

Located another crybaby pissboi.

I think this is so ridiculous. If your choices are “feed vegan food and save only 1/3 of the animals you serve now” and “feed normal food and save the same amount of animals”, you should choose the latter.

I don’t eat pork. My dog used to before we changed formulas. I firmly believe in feeding very, very high quality…

s/ Yeah, I’m sure that half a dozen animal-loving experts are totally slanted on this too. Who the hell cares about *science* when we have the opinions of musicians and random people who aren’t veterinarians? /s

Dogs are omnivores, not carnivores.

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

The same Robert Downey, Jr., who overcame serious addiction issues, has been a total stand-up guy since his return to the limelight, and has been credibly rumored to be a major contributor to sites outing Hollywood’s serious rape/assault issues? Yeah, real shame that guy slithered his way back...

Do you think he cares?