if you think brand management through on court behavior is exclusive to Kevin Durant, you must be pretty goddamn stupid.

Expect to be coddled. Yep, screw off with that bullshit.

Bruce and Belle. Bruce’s original owners left him a year ago at the veterinary clinic I go to; someone dropped him and broke his leg and they couldn’t / didn’t want to pay for the surgery. I had lost a 6-year-old Yorkie to congestive heart failure just two months prior and wasn’t looking for another, but Bruce showed…

Here’s a good, fancy dog.

I am remembering how Jon Stewart responded to Jezebel’s and Liz Winstead’s comments about him not hiring women writers. He literally trotted out every woman, from the accounting office to receptionists to assistants, to demonstrate that he hired women. But that wasn’t the point. The point was about women writers (and…

Liberal, progressive men are the fucking worst.

She doesn’t have a speech impediment, she has an accent. English is not her first language.

Oh hey, just like Salt Lake City.

Yes, in fact. His hit stunned her

Because “necessary force” and carrying a drunk person out of a stadium like they’re Cleopatra is an amazing protocol combination.

Don’t kink shame them!

Your 10-year-old sounds like a neat kid but, unfortunately, given that you have allowed him to be a Cowboys fan, I have reluctantly alerted Child Protective Services.

Your 10 year old is not a millennial. We’re like fucking 30 now dude.

why do these rad dudes let ben fucking roethlisberger hang out with them

I know you don’t want to give the other team extra time but when your defense looks that lost during the hurry up why not call a timeout to have them reset?

They’re just like kids sentenced as adults out there.

Draymond talks too much and more than earned his first T.

Could be playing the long con, trying to make the Parks too expensive as a way to drive down attendance and manufacture an excuse to dismantle them, while also having fewer Americans experience them and making them more susceptible to “why should we care about this dumb thing” propaganda so we don’t object when they…

Hey, go fuck yourself ok?