This comment is brilliant. “Tom Lady.” It’s funny because people with vaginas suck! “Under oath of perjury.” Someone frequently has episodes of Perry Mason on when they are passed out drunk! And I love the idea that you think a person in a civil case discussing non-criminal conduct can “plead the 5th.” What a cherry,…

So...he stopped with the scarves then?

More like:

I am a bit phobic about air travel. I’m the spazzy person who white knuckles the arm rest and goes into meditative breathing anytime the captain mentions it’s time to buckle up because we have some turbulence ahead. But twice now I have been seated next to the only person on the plane who was more afraid to fly than I…

At least we have her new Keds line!

Not brutal - merciful. I loathe finishing articles about running because the comments sections just always summon Earth’s Bitterest Bitches.

I feel like pointing out the error that Kailyn’s husband is the father to one of her children would hurt my reputation and yet, here I am.

I’m a woman and I only dust under duress or for special occasions. Just putting it out there.

Harry is in Africa for the summer.

What WAS that? He’s all, “I’m fine, I’m fine.” Then he starts cussing at her. Wtf.

Let there never be a day when I am apologizing to a man because I had consensual sex with another man.

OK, show of hands. How many people here eat shrimp tail and all? I do, and I steal the tails off my wife's plate as well. Maybe I need the calcium...

I don’t think there is anything wrong with saying Adults Only or explicitly asking that children remain at home. But the point is to be clear. I hate being that person that has to ask for clarity cause I don’t want to be “that person” or “here she comes asking about her kid AGAIN”.

It may have been considered rude in the past to explicitly state “no kids” on the invitations, but this is 2015. People don’t all live in the same town and know the bride’s mom who is traditionally the Chief Disseminator of information of that kind. So if you don’t want kids at your wedding, SAY SO. It’s rude not to,…

Related question: does anyone else have constant, uncontrolled money anxiety?

ok normal people can be a fifth wheel

I REALLY don’t want to have to divorce my husband and marry my middle on cos teh gheys can marreh now. My middle son is super bossy and doesn’t like anything fun.

You’re not now! So sorry, I thought for sure I got everyone. (BLAMING KINJA)

Other big exciting news coming down from the Supreme Court today! Under the Fair Housing Act it’s enough to prove that a policy or practice has a disparate impact (ie the policy doesn’t have to be discriminatory on its face; if the policy has a disproportionately adverse impact on minorities it violates the FHA).…

Writing for the majority, Justice Roberts said, “Holy shit, this whole lawsuit was so fucking stupid.”