The WORST part is, you absolutely CANNOT pick shoes based on what they look like, and I feel like people who make for-real running shoes KNOW THIS. They know you’re basically suckered into whatever $110 pair the person at the running shoe store tells you will be least likely to injure you because blah blah blah…

she looks so scared. y u so scared? is it because your bikini top is DEFYING THE LAWS OF SCIENCE?!

OF COURSE THEY ARE FULL OF FAT THEY CONTAIN NUTS AND COCONUT.

Grew up prep, so 80%+ of my wardrobe was J Crew. Now its all shit made for women who are 5’9” and built like Jenna Lyons. Which, cool and good for you guys, but I want my stretchy skinny cords and cashmere turtlenecks back, please.

I woke up at 6:15 this morning so I could do laundry before work so I would have clothes for yoga and also underwear for the day. If I didn’t have my breakfast sandwich from Bagel Stop (sesame bagel toasted, two slices of cheddar, and scrambled egg), I would have murdered my new, extremely condescending law clerk by…

Thing is, the twenty-six people in the stands were likely cheering for the other guy as he was running down the leader. The leader hears it, thinks they’re cheering for him, pumps his fist, and loses. Vanity, thy name is Oregon Track and Field.

Try being us and imagine all the ass crack hair we find!

Sorry, this hairstyle has already been filled.

Reviewing a Nicholas Sparks’ movie is like shooting fish in a barrel that have already been shot. But only after a long, love affair in which they wrote letters to one another that never reached each other because the mail service in a barrel is horrible.

Next Up: How To Spot If Your S/O Has In Fact Changed Her Hair.

Not my story, but my parent's instead. So back when my mother was still alive, we would occasionally talk about whether she would get to see her oldest kid and only daughter walk down the aisle (not very likely...and well, never now!). Inevitably though, the conversation would always turn to how terrible of a start…

O/T: But did anyone notice the top of the webpage change AGAIN?

Definitely a thing.

(secret: i feel the same except for my blind love of the scamps mean that i own and regularly listen to both anyway. don’t tell.)

Yep! I know what you mean. I’m weird about albums though, I’ll only buy them if I like enough of the tracks that they out-price the price of the whole album.

walk away until you fall off the edge of the earth

Smart lawyerly people won’t put odds on a jury verdict because juries are fucking crazy. Source - not smart lawyerly person.

vocals ratings: Zayn > Liam > Harry > Niall > Louis

I FEEL YOU ELLEN. These are dark, dark times. #ripzayn