Where the fuck did Matthew go to college that a bunch of 20 year old kids were defending Heath Ledger's honor 7 months after he died? Was he actually at Heath Ledger's brother's party?

This is a phenomenal costume, and I may be dressing up as this tonight.

Not to mention the either misleading or out-and-out lies on Gibbons, or lying about the skywriting over Spartan Stadium, or on and on and on.

Drunk Grimace should have just gone as Towely

I hope he's not out of work too long, or he'll end up collecting cans and bottles to redeem for football tickets.

It's a good thing Brandon opted to resign. Had he not done so, he would have faced a Michigan Ban.

Brandon's first mistake was accepting the email address comments@michigan.edu.

Do you still jerk off with those guys?

Patriots eh? George Washington was a Patriot. You know what George Washington had? Slaves. That's right. Belichek supports slavery.

I'm having a hard time believing the Health Ledger story. Everybody and their mother dressed up as the Joker after Heath Ledger died. I can't imagine the pill bottle would be so shocking.

"As a Christian, I find Lions offensive, because they ate early Christians. Also, Lions come from East Africa. You know what else came form East Africa? OBAMA. So you see, Lions are incredibly offensive to REAL Americans."

Well, the Celtics have an even longer list of nationalities who won't support them.

In college a female friend of mine rented a full-body chicken costume (not sexy chicken, sports mascot chicken) and wore it with a sign that said "Love the Cock". She's almost 6 feet tall, but has a distinctly feminine voice. When we were walking to a party, some guy saw her costume and yelled his appreciation. When…

Unlike the 'Skins, CTE doesn't discriminate.

I can tell you with conviction that as a Dutch national I refuse to watch the Knicks.

NO DON'T HAVE FUN GRIMACING THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN

If Drunk Grimace had been conceived while sober, that might actually be a sneaky brilliant costume idea.

Halloween 2003 took place while I was in third grade,

Halloween 2005: Freshman year of college, I made a road trip to Ohio University to visit a girl I knew from summer camp. Wearing a hand-made Quailman costume (complete with underwear over shorts and a belt around my head), I made the wise decision to funnel about half a solo cup of 151 a "the hockey house" and then…

That Grimace is going to haunt my dreams.