It sounds like a porn plot. Like, I'm pretty sure I've actually watched that one.
Internet: You should also fuck his sister to get back at him.
...your sister. (Oh dear God what is wrong with me?)
THAT YOU KNOW OF.
"Hmm. Well, on one hand, he always takes the garbage out and he has great abs and we both love dogs, but, on the other hand, he's kind of fucking his sister a little bit. What should I do, internet?"
Well, I'm off to write personalized thank you notes to every guy I've ever dated, because, sure, some of them were selfish or stupid or controlling or still in love with their exes, but at least not a single one of them was a sisterfucker. And, for that, I am grateful.
Sorry Mark, this does not compare to that one time in the comment section you mentioned in passing the Reddit thread of the man who had regular sex with his mother. I read that entire thread, the whole damn thing, and my faith in humanity dropped 50 points.
Especially because having sex with siblings or having crushes on siblings, at least, isn't that rare.
Gurl. Do we have to tell you to dump a sister fucker?
This Girl needs to get the hell out of Alabama.
Now, I'm not here to shame anyone for what they choose to do with their hot body
Yeah, like poly people keep that shit quiet at all, ever.
I once saw someone greenlight X-3: The Last Stand, as directed by Brett Ratner.
One time, I dozed off on MUNI and woke up next to the most dreaded of the exes. He and his current girlfriend were sharing the seat beside me, and they were all over each other.
He tried to play it off casually and may have even said, "Oh, I didn't see you there," when they finally came up for air, but I didn't believe…
Should of sprayed water at them, works on cats.
A former co-worker of mine left her own wedding reception to file paperwork to annull the marriage after her bridesmaid walked in on the groom getting a blowjob from one of the waitresses hired for the reception. I cannot even imagine.
Not at the wedding:
It looks like she is literally at her own wedding shtupping the bartender.