Are you a moron or a child? Asking for a friend

This might be my favorite comment I've ever seen on Deadspin.

WOW. I sorry but you missed young Croatian sensational Georg Vladinastic. He pulls ball in the hole as a routine in the Spanish Liga. I believe one of the eastern teams own his rites. He has a great lift in the air with his legs and probably will score 20 or 38 points once he makes team in the national basket. I hope…

In an effort to not be defined by just one performance, Smith followed it up by going 5-for-16 for 10 points tonight. I hate that I (try to) love this basketball team.

I'm surprised Smith hit the shot he fired at Faried

Hey, even a stopped clock is right two times a day.

They really are nice boobs.

Yeah, they aren't bad for an old Russian dude.

They're nice boobs.

True. But to be fair, they are on the verge of getting their coach sacked.

If there's one thing Jameis has experience with, it's trying to fix his regrettable decisions.

Thats just confusing all around. Gatorade Coolers. Gatorade. And a Powerade squeeze bottle. What do they have ALLSPORT towels?

When I fight, I think, "How can I funnel this person into doing what I want them to do?

Jesus, somebody take that ticket. I don't care if it's a shitty pro team, I'd take a free pro ticket any day.

Report: Timberwolves unpopular with fans, according to telephone poll

Sincerely,

A few months ago I did a column where I referred to the Relay as the worst car in the world. More people were stunned to find out it even existed than were angry with me.

Yeah. You see 360s pretty often, but when was the last time you saw a RUNNING Topaz?

Eventually, a CarMax buyer named Ryan comes out and he goes over the entire process with me. It'll take about 25 minutes, Ryan says, during which he'll run the Autocheck report, examine the car for body work, take it for a short test-drive, and check out selling prices for comparable vehicles. Ryan is professional. He…