Let me and my checking account personally vouch for the fact that Ohio uses aircraft very effectively. One fine spring day I was running a part up I-75 on the south side of Columbus at a high rate of speed. I was in my company truck with a CB and heard a trucker call out that there were was a posse of polar bears at…

Summer is here, the top is down, your lady is sitting in the middle of the bench seat and you are headed to a BBQ. This the car for that Saturday afternoon.

In his case is should now be written as "I'd have more money than Michael J. Fox could hold a stick steady at".

108 HP? 0 - 60 mph in one turn of the hourgrass.

Very nice, your nothing will be delivered next never.

I bet there was a sighting of the rare brown salmon in that driver's undercatchings.

To paraphrase one of the greatest movies of all time:

I think she has moved beyond camel toe and straight to moose knuckle.

Perfect car to listen to Rick Astley in will oversteering directly into an Oak tree. The is a Vegamino bed load of crack for the pipe.

I wonder how many takes were required before the boss' bowels were completely empty and this version was recorded?

Every time I see this video I want to punch the guy pouring champagne on the girls right in the junk. For some reason his actions really piss me off. Why be so derogatory?

Why, oh why, couldn't he have veered slightly to the left and destroyed a couple of those awfully ugly Avalanches?

Very nice Jimmy T reference. I wonder how many people outside of the Mahoning Valley get it. Did the style of his hair and the level of his infamy spread his name beyond the borders of Ohio?

Conservative Republican would be a +2

Sweet Jesus, a Camaro cost the equivalent of $120k in Brazil? I am going to take five large to the nearest trailer park, buy every IROC in sight, take them to Brazil, sell them for four times what they are worth and live like a king with all the hookers and blow I could ever want. That is at least as solid of a…

427/425 4 Spd '69 Biscayne, similar to the one pictured: INSANE B

I am ready savor the sweet taste of victory at Lemons and this is my chariot.

TrailBlazer SS

This is slightly off topic, but still involves a road and a fast car but in a slightly safer situation. I am a Civil Engineer in the heavy highway field so every few years I have a new test track to run on prior to the ribbon cutting and turning it over to the Winnebagos and combines. My personal best was 160 in a…

"Your mullet iz zoooo zexy. It make me want to fondle your Firecar."