I don't know which is more disturbing: that this is remotely plausible, or that it may turn out to be true, in one form or another...

That is way cool, and I mean that in every possible interpretation of the phrase.

The only part of this I would approve of is Matt Smith being a Terminator.

I am cautiously optimistic.

Would it be kharmic if it were some 'rogue' Apple employee doing the hacking?

First, I was like, "cool, they named an Apple after Vanessa Paradis," but then I realized that it was a simple spelling error...

Is it me, or does this seem to kind of make the zombie apocalypse appear to be a First World problem?

"Of course, the FBI is claiming that it only deploys techniques like this in the rarest of circumstances and "only when there is sufficient reason to believe it could be successful in resolving a threat." "

There is no doing this one fast...

Lichtenberg tattoos are the absolute coolest looking things, but I certainly wouldn't want to earn one (considering you have to get struck by lightning and survive to get one).

The first part is time-lapsed (8 minutes before break-through) and then the actual electrical discharge in slow motion.

I'm going to guess that why this is even remotely important to anyone is an indication that I have become old.

Nothing was better than Alta Vista...

I'm surprised no one has posted a pic from Labyrinth yet...

... thus, the reason why Google Drive went down this morning.

If I had the disposable income, I'd get a 3D printer, then one of those LED showerheads, get someone to adapt this 3D model into a Smaug head and hack that LED showerhead into it.

... but nary an horcrux to be found.

I imagine dozens of black horses sporting some form of Raiders logo going all over town...

What, no Schroedinger's cat box?

Take away the scarf and it becomes a manic Hobbit...