As a black man, when given the option, I always play as a white woman so start with any of the female characters if you ask me.

Those four rings on teh grille are just a reminder of the brass knuckles you felt like you’ve been hit with when you have that first mechanical failure as an owner.

Cool car and they sound awesome....but for how long? I suspect this one will grenade in about 3-4 months of ownership. Cost for repair will be about $8-10k (from a shop....who has time/patience to work on an Audi?). SO ask yourself, is this car worth $22,000? CP.

After dumping all kinds of money into the Passat this one needs to be reliable.

Doesn’t want: Something that embarrasses my family.

Lawsuit launch detected.

You think they’re good at soccer? Wait til you see their maps. Bastards created the Mercator projection.

A true odyssey. On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it a yes.

doesn’t look like a car that anyone will remember or care about in 5 years.

Dear Salty,

Haaarrr “No mAnUaL TrANs No cArE” Durrrrrrrrr

These questions really annoy me because I think they’re terrible and the answer is usually very obvious to people that don’t sit around overthinking things.

This week on The Salty Waitress:

“Mistake.” This fella was just trying to get their insurance money so they wouldn’t have to drive an Intrepid.

Obsessive Christmas Disorder

A pox on your home!!! D:<