Who the hell thought this front fascia would look good?

You cannot weld Rust

Not even the right country, yo.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

In my defense, I would like to point out that the leash did end up getting used.

Case in point:

I’ve been sitting on this image all weekend waiting for this. 

Toyota Camry Hybrid exacerbating your allergy symptoms?

Come on by whenever. But leave your axe or other possible murder weapons at home, if possible.

Liver let die. 

It’s just the owner’s way of getting rid of any pretense that he will ever drive it.

Fast forward a month...

If you are curious, here were the alternate headlines:

“Hang it in the Louvre.”

How that initial meeting went:

That’s sending it AND eating it. Hard.

You didn’t know you were Canadian or that Sergio was Canadian?

Merging with a demon? 

Hi, I’m a Texan, and I can answer your question.