Whenever I want an in-car foot massage, I just slam on the brakes really hard, so the ABS kicks in and vibrates the pedals. Very refreshing 

I have Gmail out of pure inertia at this point. My phone is Android because I refuse to give my money to Apple, but frankly other than making and receiving calls/texts and ordering takeout (and, more recently, using Zoom/Teams for remote job interviews, although I hope to see that go bye-bye once Covid’s over), I…

Haven’t been this anxious to hate watch a movie since “Cats”. 

Update: Armie’s been disowned by his parents, Sledge and MC.

Me: *i don’t know her.gif*

If my woman at courtside: I’ll fuck you up 6'9 250lbs best athlete of his generation Lebron QUEEN James.

I have a real pet peeve when I hear women threaten a man to “fuck him up”. Ladies don’t do it, don’t say it. All you are doing is gonna get you man beat up and/or you beat up. There are some crazy people who will take you up on that offer, and you are not Ms Elizabeth and he is not Randy Savage. 

From a meta perspective, it’s the player. A character can destroy their own universe with a snappy snap, but a player can delete any character’s memories, warp their reality, and even send them into the depths of nothingness with just a whim and a button press. Or, y’know, make them fight monsters wearing nothing but…

Its Kirby. He beats eldrich abominations and gods on the regular and has an infinite pocket dimension in his stomach

The dad in Katamari Damacy

What’s the modern day equivalent of that? Where’s all the present day science fiction looking at the future and asking hard questions about how we might navigate potential problems, instead of just glorifying ‘80s neon and chrome and violence?

I’m just so tired of Cyberpunk.

This also demonstrates the need for a console-side demo system for all games.

Imagine if every AAA game on the Xbox store offered a license for the game for 1 hour or something similar. I’m interested in checking the game out, seeing how it performs for me personally since the experiences seem so disparate. But even…

-100 Social Credits. Please report to your local reeducation centre.

when your country is known for ripping off other peoples idea, this is what an original thought looks like

He’s pushing 80 - I dunno how available that makes him. Especially since really tall people seem to have extra health issues as they get older.  

Not too many tall scary funny bald guys in Hollywood these days

I am GUILTY of loving the original Night Court, but i do have several OBJECTIONS to this sequel. But if you want to go ahead and watch, I'LL ALLOW IT. 

I have to believe they’ll add it in some later patch after the high priority stuff is taken care of.  It doesn’t seem like it would be that hard.  Just let us access character creation at a ripperdoc.  Maybe add a price tag to each slider you change.

I’d probably give them a pass if their own ads weren’t talking about “becoming anything you want” and how modding yourself is how people live in the future (paraphrase). Yeah, that is really weird.