Daddy’s Money Brooklynite Leftists: Celebs Are Good Now

I dunno, this seems run-of-the-mill dogwhistling, play-the-right-way bullshit, featuring some Plaschke One-Sentence Paragraphs. I swear we see this once a week. Gotta be something more to be the Worst Ever.

A 90-minute character portrait of a complete dingus like Scott Stapp wouldn’t be a complete waste. And he doesn’t have a built-in redemption story, either.

(UVA team bus drives off cliff, all the players die)

Virginia. Pristine basketball. So efficient on offense. (UVA takes 29 seconds to jack up a brick) So tenacious on defense. (UVA’s halfass attempt at a full-court press gets obliterated by a 16-seed) So well-coached. (UVA utterly quits after getting down double-digits)

The Strokes were never good.

Who are about to be numbered in the teens.

Two major questions about that guy.

A counterpoint from Arizona State’s new football coach.

BEHK BEHK BEHK BEHK BEHK HELLO NAME OF TOWN IN THE STATE IN WHICH THE HOME RUN DERBY IS TAKING PLACE

“There is truth in that Brooklyn has earned its reputation as a trend-setting borough”

“anyway, here’s a pic of me and my DSA crew, most of which haven’t been accused of sexual assault (yet!)“

No it’s not! Pudgy Brooklynite doofuses are gonna resurrect it with their ninja electionimicating skills!

Oh my God. Look at her butt.

uh, ok?

LOL middle-aged moms. Vote for Trump, watch this shit.

Yeah, that started a Trips heel run that would DOMINATE Raw for like three years. Odd it happened there.

The Babadook is far more sad than scary, IMO. (This is not an insult.)

Still wearing that friggin HELLO FRIEND hoodie, eh.

Elsewise they can SHUT IT DOWN