What I’ve found to work is to manually disable iMessages on the phone, and then go on Apple’s site to make sure that on their end your number isn’t linked to iMessage. There’s a link to help de-register your number: https://selfsolve.apple.com/deregister-imessage/

I’m aware that I’m looking at this era of games with rose tinted glasses, but dammit if it wasn’t fun in some absurd way. Gravity defying tricks in Tony Hawk, SSX, Cool Boarders, Amped, Skate, and hell, that level in Sonic 3.

Salty should stop taking questions related to tipping as the answer is always the same: “No I don’t care that the server spit in your grandmother’s face and took a dump in your entree, she was probably just having a bad night and you still have to tip 20% minimum you cheap fuck.”

What you should really know about tipping:

As a human being, I feel some pity for her. To make those choices in life, there has to be deep damage. If you cannot feel empathy for that, then you’re not a human being. It does not stop me from holding her responsible for her actions, hoping that she’s treated the same as the rest of this administration should be…

These two statements would seem to slightly contradict themselves.

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

Since when are we rounding a decent 18% tip to 20% and still throwing shades? Next year y’all gon be telling me 25% tip or gtfo. 

Entitled servers expecting 20 to 25 percent on every order, else they think the customer is a cheap fuck, give the industry a bad reputation. It’s that attitude that will ensure your job is rapidly replaced by a more efficient machine with no bad attitude

If you think 18 percent is a bad tip, you're clearly entitled in your mindset. I worked for tips for years back in the day when 10 to 15 percent was standard. Ain't nothing about the job changed in the mean time. The prices of food have gone up considerably, ensuring a higher dollar amount on your tips, but the…

What does ability to afford have to do with anything? Just because a person can afford a certain gratuity in no way obligated them to pay for it unless they feel it is deserved.

Yeah, the water bill and the cellar are paid for by the $50 spent on the wine, not the $8-10 spent on the tip.

The average restaurant tip for alcoholic beverages is 10%. Anyone who thinks a server deserves more doesn’t know their ass from a sommelier...

I mean, yeah you have to tip, but your answer is confusing. What does the water bill have to do with how much I tip? Or the presence of a wine cellar? Those are bills that SHOULD be paid with some of the markup on the bottle itself. Tips are for the staff, not for the manager to pay overhead.

Oh, for dog’s sake. If somebody enjoys a well-done steak, just let them enjoy their well done steak. How exactly are they harming you? I swear, steak fanatics are worse than vegans when it comes to food snobbery.

Most televisions allow you to pick from a big list of picture modes, featuring options like “Vivid,” “Warm,” “Cool,” “Game,” and “Fetch,” to name a few.

“Breaking News: We Found One Person in the Trump Administration Who Secretly Has Ties To America!”

The Pulitzer Prize goes to the journalist who uncovers evidence that someone in this Administration isn’t a huge criminal.