Don’t go to Casa Bonita. “But South Park....” No. Stop. Cease. Desist. Refrain. It’s terrible.

If you mean cheering one on, I’m in.

So what you’re saying here is that sometimes things aren’t always what they seem? That sometimes events unfold due to political machinations that benefit a small group of people and not our nation as a whole?

“Wait a minute. Almost no one who has committed a lethal act of terror in America has come from any of those countries on the executive order, and even fewer are refugees. What is this travel ban REALLY about?”

You know, when I was a kid back in the early ‘80s and thought about what the year 2017 would be like it had a lot more flying cars and robot butlers and a lot fewer arguments about racist pizza and fans of a cartoon show screaming at minimum wage fast food workers because they ran out of sauce.

If that’s the case, someone should really let Papa John know that. His racist, dog whistle comments about protesters are the reason the Alt-Right jumped on board with his brand.

It has everything to do with a confusing comment system that makes it hard for me sometimes to figure out which article on a page of scrolling articles I’m posting under. Because of the way they collapse it is sometimes the distance between my post and and the title of the article is so far I can’t tell what I’m…

Even with that hard break looming, Kelly still managed to find time to explain the hard break twice and put forth an opposing opinion.

I say this about every ICE agent: if you don’t condone these actions, quit. By continuing to wear that badge, you are complicit with every action your brethren take; just following orders is what they said at Nuremberg, too. At some point, you will be hunted just as they were.

You forgot to add in where cops nationwide defend this while they get all sanctimonious about how they’re the thin blue line and no one can possibly understand the stress the job puts them through, so people need to cut them some slack when they gun down a deaf man with a metal cane.

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

To compensate, Musk decreed that the the steering “wheel” will be an obsidian triangle; speedometer will be replaced with a falcon screech loop and battery level indicator with varying intensity peppermint smell emitter.

Well actually it’s spelled GIF but it’s pronounced “throat wobbler mangrove.”

The fact that you have to spell it wrong in your “GIF/JIF” comparisons means that it’s obviously pronounced Gif

Unless you pronounce GUI as JEWWY, get the fuck outta here with your JIF nonsense.

Racist white men are the most fragile, scared and sensitive people in the country, which I think has a lot to do with these fits and power trips.

He’s trying to be edgy and contrarian but coming off like a complete moron. Pretty entertaining to watch.

Comey is not good. Trump firing him during the course of an investigation is EXTRA not good.

as a democrat who has consistently and unwaveringly hated cops his entire life I resent this comment