I’d say it’s safe to assume that this guy doesn’t live up to the reputation of men from Nantucket...

Jamie Dimon, is that you? Are you punking me?

I think you just made my point... can’t tell if that was your intention...

While it is absolutely normal, a) the fact that a company is willing to wholesale cut dedicated workers loose at the drop of a hat *shouldn’t be normal*, and is part of the problem with late-stage capitalism, and b) if the goal, as often stated by Elon, is to have “hardcore”, undyingly dedicated employees, this is the…

The real problem is the endless string of Titanic “I’m the king of the world!” reenactments.

Everybody loves this?! Am I the only one who immediately thought “Yugo”?!

Seems to me that the word “donating” is doing a lot of lifting there...

From the perspective of it being a funny bit, and masterfully executed, that is indeed one of the all-time greats (gets brought up every year in my family). But as an effective ad (i.e. getting us to remember their name), it’s an utter failure.

100% this.

This is what you get when your crazy billionaire designer didn’t grow up in 1980s America. If he had, this is what the Cybertruck tires would have done:

Without Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You”, this list is incomplete.

Can someone forward the call recording one to all of the phone manufacturers?

Might I suggest the software that makes the touchbar work the way it should have all along – BetterTouchTool? https://folivora.ai/

Yes, it’s just less convenient than having it right there in the computer.

If it’s just storage, absolutely, but working files and resources can encompass a hefty chunk as well – though the slightly inconvenient workaround would always be an external drive.

Fair enough, I’m just always on a quest to have a single device to rule them all. I hate having to attach a bunch off extraneous stuff – and I really hate having to pack an entire bag of crap when I’m on the go. I guess for me, I’d need at least the 2TB drive to approach perfection.

If you’re doing heavy enough work to justify 16GB of RAM, then the 512GB of storage likely isn’t going to cut it either.

If you’re doing heavy enough work to justify 16GB of RAM, then the 512GB of storage likely isn’t going to cut it either.