Blah, blah, blah. The pedant doth protest too much, methinks.

Wut? No, no you don’t. If you believe the war is illegitimate, you can, and should, oppose it. Are you saying nobody should have protested against the Vietnam war? Or that Russians youth shouldn’t be protesting the war in Ukraine?

I know you are, but what am I?

More of this kind of stuff on Lifehacker, please!

Unions indeed aren’t perfect, nor are the people that comprise them. In particular, police and teacher unions too often protect genuinely problematic people. But this isn’t them. This is a union taking a very justified stand against naked corporate greed for the protection of the livelihoods of tens of thousands of…

“Elon? ... Elon?”

Song titles include ... “I’m the X,”...

It ain’t at the MOMA, but you don’t have to look very hard. Just do a search for Roman or Greek art... or Nirvana’s Nevermind album.

No MIA? No Kelis? And Missy should be on there waaay more than once (excluding the ‘featurings’) – for The Rain, yes, but what about Get Ur Freak On, Work It, Lose Control, & WTF? She practically made the game (and then flipped it and reversed it).

So... the FBI... is claiming... entrapment?!

Well, I’m glad you’ve got it all figured out. Look, I know there’s a story every day anymore about someone turning out to be far more terrible than anyone ever knew, but this ain’t one of them.

This. 2023 Venza hybrid out the door for $35,500. Outstanding car (though the infotainment system is a little annoying).

Don’t let Warner get a hold of this, or they’ll pull the rovers back from mars and shut down the ISS.

In other news, a study found that people who drank poison on a daily basis still died after they were given milk instead. They concluded that poison had little influence on death.

If Disney wants a hit, he should direct too... and actually, he should be the showrunner while we’re at it.

Because, while Warp Speed ultimately proved valid and effective, Cheeto Man and his paper towel throwing, hurricane map redrawing, gaslighting, dog whistling ways had burned all of his social credit. Combine that with deafening silence from his Coronavirus coordinator, Birx, while he suggests people should inject…

I absolutely want one. I’ll take thicker over the giant candybar form any day. Not to mention how much I miss being able to answer by opening the phone and end by snapping it closed (especially when I’m angry). If any of the foldables had an effing SD card slot, I’d have one already.