No MIA? No Kelis? And Missy should be on there waaay more than once (excluding the ‘featurings’) – for The Rain, yes, but what about Get Ur Freak On, Work It, Lose Control, & WTF? She practically made the game (and then flipped it and reversed it).

So... the FBI... is claiming... entrapment?!

Well, I’m glad you’ve got it all figured out. Look, I know there’s a story every day anymore about someone turning out to be far more terrible than anyone ever knew, but this ain’t one of them.

This. 2023 Venza hybrid out the door for $35,500. Outstanding car (though the infotainment system is a little annoying).

Don’t let Warner get a hold of this, or they’ll pull the rovers back from mars and shut down the ISS.

In other news, a study found that people who drank poison on a daily basis still died after they were given milk instead. They concluded that poison had little influence on death.

If Disney wants a hit, he should direct too... and actually, he should be the showrunner while we’re at it.

Because, while Warp Speed ultimately proved valid and effective, Cheeto Man and his paper towel throwing, hurricane map redrawing, gaslighting, dog whistling ways had burned all of his social credit. Combine that with deafening silence from his Coronavirus coordinator, Birx, while he suggests people should inject…

I absolutely want one. I’ll take thicker over the giant candybar form any day. Not to mention how much I miss being able to answer by opening the phone and end by snapping it closed (especially when I’m angry). If any of the foldables had an effing SD card slot, I’d have one already.

Bill Gates mind control chip FTW!!

I can’t be the only one that involuntarily heard that in Fran’s voice while I read it.

This. 100%.

This Hammer is 2 legit 2 quit.

Told you it was controversial ;-)

Controversial take (without having seen it yet): this is dumb, doesn’t belong in Star Trek, and shouldn’t have been done.

Better watch it now, they’ll probably pull it from existence by tomorrow.