I was a kid, and actually, the dog found it an entertaining game to sneak up behind me and steal them out of my hand (Legos too), but thanks for the unsolicited judgement.

The problem is that there’s so many idiots out there that the dealers are correct in assuming they can get away with this, so when a non-idiot comes around looking for a sane deal on a car, they end up having to scour the country for the few ethical dealers out there.

I know, now we’re talking, right?!

Who even wants an open-face sandwich though? In the history of time, has anyone ever thought to themselves “man, I could really go for a good open-face sandwich”?! Has there ever been anyone that received one that wasn’t at least a little disappointed that it didn’t have another piece of bread?

The problem lies in going to the restaurant, ordering something like a Reuben melt, or whatever fancy concoction they have that sounds tasty, and then either having the waiter point out that “that’s open-face, is that alright?” because they’ve had so many (justifiable) complaints – or even worse – just discovering it…

Also, A wedge salad is NOT a salad, it’s a hunk of lettuce.

An open-faced sandwich is definitely NOT a sandwich, and it angers me when it is represented as one at restaurants – what, is that second piece of bread going to break the bank?!

What is it with Lifehacker and this ridiculous ‘wasps are good’ propaganda they keep spewing out? I think we know who really has the network of secret troll farms in the Philippines pumping out disinformation designed so that you don’t kill them...

First-hand account of the water bags here – it was a restaurant in Glenwood Springs, CO, about 20 years ago. We sat out on the patio, which was covered with corrugated translucent fiberglass and open on the sides. Also hanging above us were little lunch baggies of water (no pennies), about one every 6 feet or so, in…

According to one witness: “The man in the back said ‘Everyone attack!’, and it turned into a ballroom blitz!”

Also, Don’t Look Up.

Nice shot

The crayon thing may not have worked for you, but I can tell you for certain that it did indeed work for my dog growing up (I didn’t feed them to the dog, she just ate them – multiple times – and ruining my prized brand new box of 64 did NOT make me happy).

But. It’s. Already. In. Your. Drink.

As a former valet, I can confirm that backing in to a spot is the far superior way to go. That being said, most people have so little control over their cars that it’s really questionable whether they should be driving at all, so yeah, backing in is probably a bit much for them.

Second Life. She dug my wizard avatar...

EV makers, the US Government, and small businesses should unite together to revive the road trip/tourist trap legacy of Route 66. Encourage people to fly less and hit the open road by reviving/adding new attractions all along route 66, and having charging stations at every one of them. People roll up, plug in, and…

What if I’m going to visit my girlfriend, who totally exists? You don’t know her though, and she stays off of social media, but she’s super hot – trust me.