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The GSX was the only one on par with the Talon - it had AWD. I still preferred the Talon’s styling though, with the weird window-hugging spoiler that didn’t really do anything.

Seriously. It was like an extension of your body when you drove it - rocking down an empty highway at 3:00 in the morning - you could just be one with the road.

I tried like hell to find a replacement, but could never track one down that hadn’t been all crapped up with “Lambo doors”, etc.

Outbreak Onions is my new band name.

1996 Eagle Talon TSi AWD - driving that car up a windy mountain pass is a memory I’ll relish forever. If it hadn’t been t-boned & totaled, I would have never let go of it. Sigh.

*That feeling of depression that hits you like a pillowcase full of rocks when you realize that the movie is older now than the original series was when the movie came out.*

Me is going on vacation.

Take note, Cybertruck stans, of both actual work being done with a truck, and the innovation entirely around the needs of people that do actual work with trucks. (oh, and also of the fact that the truck actually exists)

Looks like I picked the wrong month to keep drinking...

So no Beff Jezos? (I have now decided that this will be my new character name for everything until the end of ti... hmmm... Melon Usk?)

Dirty foil can be recycled, some places don’t accept it.

Seth Rogen was right.

I can’t help picturing the conversation...

Just toss the foil in the recycling, not the garbage, please.

As somebody who tried this, I think you need to refrain from terms like “DIY investing” and emphasize the “can’t do your own repairs to the property” aspect of it to a much greater degree. This clause is stupid, serves no purpose, and is only designed to keep people down by preventing them from bettering their…

That is NOT Jake form State Farm. That is FAKE from State Farm.

Thank you for this! I spent quite a while trying to figure this out just a couple of days ago - and didn’t.

Wow! An actual (and possibly even useful) life hack on Lifehacker! It’s been a long time...