HamsterOnAPiano: “Blah, blah, blah... I got in over my head and I’ve got to protect my fragile ego.”

So, let me get this straight... rather than shut me down with damning scientific evidence – and in the face of endless requests, demands, and taunts that you provide one shred of an argument that wasn’t “nuh-uh” – you decided a better strategy was to “sit on it” until now. Yeah, that checks out.

Tesla Model 3 or S, depending on the exact budgetary breakdown, and the myriad of different configurations of the two.

Seems like there would be since there were beer mug apps with frothy beer that would slosh around with the motion of the phone back when the iPhone was a new toy.

I could see this being effective for toddlers up to early teenagers, but I just can’t believe a 16-year-old is going to go for this.

*sigh* One more time... ANY TIME YOU WANT TO ACTUALLY READ THE EVIDENCE I PROVIDED, SO YOU’RE NOT TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS, YOU JUST LET ME KNOW.

lol - Didn’t realize I touched such a nerve there. Was your grandfather killed by a juicy burger? He’s allowed to have bad taste and be wrong. I’ll still talk to him... :-)

Do I have to provide like 5 scientific publications to prove juicy burgers are superior, only to have you tell me they’re all garbage without actually reading any of them? ;-)

You’re wrong. A thick, juicy burger is the correct burger.

You asked for a link to a paper. I provided it. You asked for more. I provided them. Now you want me to hold your hand through every relevant line in each of them? Not gonna happen.

Any time you want to actually read the evidence I provided, so you’re not talking out of your ass, you just let me know.

...said the one cowering away unwilling to provide even a shred of an argument against my provided evidence...

Ahh, see, I’m not under any illusion that anybody – especially the people reading this article – “give a fuck” what I say, which is the major difference between us. You, on the other hand seem to envision crowds cheering your name, patting you on the back, saying “boy, you really showed that loser! You’re my hero!” –…

Look man, you could have just admitted at the beginning of this conversation that you you’re just a troll out to gain some glory in your own head by jumping in on things that nobody asked you to and throwing around your so-called “expertise”. And by the way, you’re NOT a scientist. You’re at best a pretender. You…

Like I said, check the dictionary...

No, my thing is stating things that I believe or that amuse me in comments on articles, and when attacked by trolls (yes trolls, trolls, TROLLS – it’s like how racists don’t like to be called racist, but hey, it sure quacks like a duck), I give them a taste of their own medicine (oh, and DO tell me how ineffective…

Congratulations! You’re now my favorite troll! You just made me $20 – $10 for claiming that those papers didn’t prove anything (with the insult), but then you came through with a rehash of one of your previous insults on the second post, so $10 more for me!

Frailty, thy name is HamsterOnAPiano! You’ll spend an entire page justifying your actions, and say that it’s out there for everyone to read (which it is – and yes everybody, I do know that we’re BOTH being juvenile), but still all you can do is assail me and my evidence without providing anything of substance of your…

Hey, you can try and flip the script all you want, simply saying that I’m projecting doesn’t make it true (actually, it’s a common tactic for trolls to use to defend themselves and prevent having to justify any of their stances).

That’s right! I don’t have any power over you! Nobody does! And you’ll prove it! You’ll show them all! You’ll make them all pay for making fun of you!