You know this is just alcohol homeopathy, right?

I didn’t expect such a battery of puns...

Fixed it for him...

How did I know before the click that it was going to be “post-tax”, with a “you cheap bastard” thrown in?

I always crave KFC when I’m sick... there’s something about sitting on the couch under a blanket watching Judge Judy and eating KFC that makes everything better.

Call a hotline just for a fix of Hall & Oates? I can’t go for that.

Still waiting for the tipping question where the answer isn’t “yes, you should tip at least 20%, and you’re a cheap jerk for even asking”...

Yes, let’s assume that anyone who says it could only possibly have the one intention of putting black people in their place, and perceive them as an enemy as well. There’s a real, actual threat out there that is much bigger than the annoyance of someone saying something inappropriate, and if we keep fighting and…

Stop calling out allies for every minor thing that might offend somebody somewhere. Context does matter.

Came for this. Not disappointed.

Yeah, you can say that again. Across two studies, they surveyed a whole whopping 485 people... not to mention that they’re only getting one side of the story. What about the mixed signals/emotions/closure of the other person? This has the decided tone of only seeing the side of the breaker-upper. You want a stalker? Th…

Apparently, Apple is one of the ones that likes to sneakily track you...

Still waiting for the tipping question where the answer isn’t “yes, you should tip at least 20%, and you’re a cheap jerk for even asking”...

...so don’t worry, things ought to be great by the year 2650!

In this case, the stupidity of these people is the only thing saving us from the full force of their malice.

PSA: If you’re on iOS, use iMessage, and moving to Android, be prepared for problems. iMessage only sends actual “texts” as a fallback to people not in iMessage, otherwise (and firstly) it send its own “iMessage” communication. The result of this is that, anyone that communicates with you through iMessage will have…

OR... what if we had a president and a bunch of cabinet and agency heads hell-bent on removing every way this country has made life better for its people in the last 50+ years, despite none of the citizenry actually calling for it...

This is gold. Thank you!

No.