What a dumb idea, Bernie. I mean just look at him. Without even trying, he can offend anyone that isn't white, and a man. I eagerly await the day that women come into F1 and start winning races. That'll get publicity and sponsors, you dummy.

Holy crap this is straight out of Robocop. Too bad those evil OCP execs nixed the project. Killing Robocop took priority.

Maybe Fritz is blind in one eye and has no depth perception.

LEAPTech. Seriously, is there an Acronym Department at the US Government? Is it like, "Steve from the electric airplane research lab at NASA called and said they need an acronym that explains their new technology AND has something to do with flight. Here is a list of keywords guys, let's get to work." Then they make a…

Fits right in there...

God damnit people, here's all you gotta remember, here's the secret to being healthy and happy forever. Are you ready for the answer?

_____&_____ sound system, no doubt.

Born from Lamborghini. Question answered.

Love dat little F1 light.

This is a funky looking car, and I don't mean good-funky. This car is bold, but it's more of a 2015-Camry-bold, where you feel kinda funny after you see it, like you've eaten a bad piece of fruit and are starting to get queasy. It looks like Nissan is trying out new design concepts (lumpy bulges with sharp corners and…

Eddie Bauer edition, with that sweet khaki trim.

These will only be entertaining until you come to the earth-shattering realization that you spent many real human dollars on adding LEDs where you scrape your dirty shoes.

Dat glass...

Y'all forgot the best looking one, 7-7.

Velour? Velvet is where it's at.

Launched when everyone had lost faith in GM, the Volt defied expectations and was a great, forward thinking car.

Absolutely YES! I live in Chicago and already take public transportation to work every day (the train, not the bus). You can usually keep your distance from blanket man. Driving in the city is a pain anyway. So I'd love to have a lambo to tool around the city in on weekends (with the occasional trip to the wide open…