The, “OK. Thanks.” killed me. It was awesome because he was spitting straight fire in the booth, and he knew it. 

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

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Unreal. This young woman and her family did EVERYTHING above board and with the purest of intentions. Look, we’ve all made bad decisions in our lives, but Savarese has had ample time to consider and reconsider his decision. And his decision is flat out wrong.

Wow. I had to let all of that sink in. I felt like I had just been lectured by the Alabama equivalent of

“Wow, that Maori Davenport sure is a good looking girl! I don’t remember encountering any girls like that when I was high school.”

Two things; 1; Jay Bilas is awesome. Two; fuck sanctimonious assholes like Savarese so hard.

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Sometimes shitheels ruin Walls, sometimes they try to build them.

Mister Grunfeldchev, tear down this Wall!

Hey, at least the Wizards would be using a LEGITIMATE foot injury to finesse the draft...

With what? There are no more bullets.

I don’t take his word for it, because I never trust a man with two first names.

The prosecutor is under investigation by the FBI for corruption so he probably has bigger fish to fry.

Goddammit I hate that you're absolutely right, because that's what it takes for domestic violence to be taken seriously. Bet that if she winds up killing him in self-defense the DA will still throw the book at her.

I can relate to this as a Miami Heat fan. When LeBron left I was actually a little relieved. I’m not a smart man, but it felt like getting back to normal.

I’ve been a Pats fan my whole life, which includes a lot of really awful years. In recent years, I’ve said, “They’ll go 12 and four, don’t shit yourself.” Well, this year, they won’t make that goal, but will still make the playoffs. I actually want the Pats to suck again a little, so that some of the fucking morons…

nah, Oubre showed promise, and we aren’t gonna have promise or hope in this franchise, but as al loyal Wizards fan feel free to use the executive washroom during the Capital City Go-Gos games and have a free Stanley Cup beer coozy, it keeps your Anheiser-Busch branded beverage as icy cold as our chances to lure a top…

Hey at least when Ariza doesn’t help get the team to the playoffs Ernie is finally be fired for incompeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh boy couldn't even finish that statement with a straight face

We had Ariza from 2012-2014 when he was younger and better than he is right now. Now we give up Oubre and still have Porter (who both play the same position) who are younger and better than Ariza is currently. WHAT THE HELL IS GRUNFELD DOING?!?! FIRE THE GM!!!!