Anyone eating that food will be spending a lot of time on the Porcelain Palace.

Keep the jars of pickled eggs and jellied eels dusted. How hard can food safety in the UK be?

I guess we finally managed to instill core American values in Afghan culture.

Right? When I was a bit younger than her I was under employed and generally broke and I had some nice pieces of professional clothing thanks to a combination Christmas gifts from my grandparents, hand me downs from friends who no longer wanted or fit the clothes, and shopping smart at thrift stores and other types of…

When I was in sixth grade, I was singled out by the kids in my class for bullying, on the grounds that I wore Reebok sneakers matched with Nike socks. It stopped when one of the kids reached down to try and pull up my pants and see what my socks looked like, only for me to try and kick him in the face.

Conservatives have this bizarre fascination with thinking that people can’t be poor because they have something that’s nice. People on welfare can’t really be poor if they have cell phones or refrigerators. That kind of shit. Like, maybe she bought it a long time ago? Maybe someone gave it to her? Maybe she just takes…

That shoulder bag she’s carrying seems to be leather. You’d think someone who doesn’t have money would carry her things in a plastic Dollar General bag! And look, she’s wearing shoes! For someone who claims to have limited means, having shoes seems like a bit of a luxury.

As someone who follows this sport purely for the schadenfreude, this story has already been a bounty. Still, I have to wonder: is there a way this trade turns out as a lose-lose?

Obviously Minny’s already a loser inasmuch as they lost a very good player and the return (in a vacuum) is lackluster. But is there a way…

Eventually there will be a stretch of time where Boston teams are all miserable for a decade and when that happens I’m going to bask in it as much as humanly possible

They might not even fire his ass. They might give him a buyout and make Court the scapegoat. Can’t fire him, after all. He fired himself.

Rutgers should put up a plaque: “Last in Wins, First in Not Killing Students or Covering Up Rape”.

Maryland exists in the Big Ten cause they needed another school to make up the numbers. Rutgers could at least claim the New York metropolitan area. 

Is Maryland Football even worthy of being considered a “hill to die on”?

*Rick Court sees you putting head through wall, immediately tries to recruit you*

It’s like after WWII when all these Germans were all these German people would claim they didn’t vote for Hitler (Americans will be doing the same thing in regards to Trump 10 years from now). 

See, a toxic CULTURE would require Maryland to rebuild the entire football program, get a new AD, probably tear everything apart and restart.

“The commission found that the Maryland football team did not have a ‘toxic culture,’ but it did have a culture where problems festered because too many players feared speaking out,”

“I’m” “upset” “about” “the” “rape” “of” “a” “child” “.” “Gosh” “you” “sure” “got” “me” “there” “.”

who among us hasn’t wanted to live the dream of giving a deposition about that time we were sexually assaulted as a teenager? 

Clearly Kindstrand Nelson is just making this up after seeing the riches and fame that came to Christine Blasey Ford.