100% match IMO

Why is that an unpopular opinion? That seems to be the Jalopnik modus operandi around these parts. You fit right in.

Hear, hear, HEAR.

Modern cars have too much tech for their own good.

german reliability is the biggest farce ever sold to the american public

I think modern cars are too fast and powerful for 99% of what most people do.

The group set out for a sub-seven-second time believing they could get the ACR to around six minutes and 50 seconds,

That’s just....

Hey. Not cool.

It was Sergio.

Last one is signed, “Carroll Shelbaaaaaghhhhhh.”

“Fluid spill”...

60g is porsche money. There’s no way in hell I’d fuck around with a Honda for that cash. At the end of the day, it’s still a Honda.

Dude, did you just do what I think you did?

I appreciate that the driver of the white car put his right turn signal on before chasing after the truck. Gotta respect the rules of the road.

Wrong. Competitors need whatever is faster. Enthusiasts want what is authentic and interesting and feels good.

He...doesn't seem like a nice person.

Motile phone. That's GOLD.

Listen here, asshole! My motile phone works perfectly fine! It is not junk! Just because it's not as compact or fancy as your motile phone doesn't mean my motile phone doesn't deserve the same respect as your motile phone! Stop calling me and complaining about me never returning yours texts and saying I need to get a…