dmm1309
Mindless Self Indulgence
dmm1309

We have for over 200 years and it’s not going to change now.

The electoral college sucks, but it’s the only system we have that everyone agrees on. Ending the electoral college would straight up start a civil war, and we’re damn close to one of those as it is.

It’s a shame he didn’t win a first class flight through the windshield. Never understood people’s refusal to wear a seatbelt, but always felt as though Darwin should be allowed to take the reigns.

I’ll bet there’s a pristine Aztek out there with 3,000 miles that costs around $10K. Or you could find a less pristine one and spend the difference SLAMMING it.

He’s in critical condition, but hopefully he’ll pull through.

This is why I have two Ferrari F50's, so I can cannibalize one for parts.

I’m all for the barnacle. Mainly because it’s easier to subvert than a boot, and melts more readily in a backyard campfire.

Judging by the amount of time most people seem to spend looking out the windshield vs. down at their phones whilst driving, I doubt anyone will notice they got one.

I glanced at the photo before I saw the article title and immediately thought “nice Buick”.

Those seats remind me of a sweater I used to have. In middle school.

Yeah, he’s a weird scapegoat in this saga. Flash back a week and a half ago and there were people all over the internet (including on this family of websites) writing pieces about how he was being way too bullish about Trump’s chances. Now, we’re blaming him for not being bullish enough...

Nate Silver’s model was the only one which gave Trump a good chance of winning. Take it up with the Huffington Post and Sam Wang; they gave Clinton close to a 99% chance of winning....

Minor change in healthcare? Hah, you’re completely in the dark. Remember that nice stimulus package from 2009? The one that was only supposed to be a one time expenditure? Well, since there hasn’t been a budget since 2009, that nice one time stimulus package has been spend every year, since 2009. Lately, it’s been

It’s funny how butt-hurt people can get when they don’t get their way.

Wut?  You think the FBI made the Democrats nominate a woman who they were investigating? Are the voices in your head telling you this, or do actually have some evidence that supports this ‘theory?’

Maybe next time you should nominate a woman who’s not under FBI investigation, just to be safe.

Ads, especially car ads, in general are fucked up.

For the life of me I’ll never understand why the democrats cleared the decks to anoint a candidate who had already failed miserably in 2008 and who revealed herself to be isolated and utterly out of touch with the electorate.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS