dmm1309
Mindless Self Indulgence
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Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

That somehow a friggin’ snake got in my car. I’m petrified of snakes.

That every bridge I drive over is going to collapse PRECISELY as I cross it and send me plummeting in to the river below.

I am Indian and love traveling! So I often travel while being brown. Right after 9-11, I was “randomly chosen” for private security screenings wherever I went. However, the last 4-5 years, that has never happened. Something must be changing.

So they excluded cars no longer in production. That explains why something from the Panther platform didn’t make the list.

My wife was on the phone with me one day, and said she was sitting in traffic behind a pretty Maserati. I said “it’s a Ghibli, right?”
She said “yeah, how’d you know?”
“It’s the Maserati for the poors.”

They would just turn it into some cross over bullshit ass bullshit

Volvo C30. Only cost $30k when new.  Obscure enough that they are not too much on the used market, Volvo safe, and very unique on the road. Most I’ve seen were driven by more mature owners, so they have not been abused. Basically a Ford Focus underneath, so general parts are not crazy. Came in manual or auto. Runs on

Oh! Well that sounds nice...

Most shitty drivers don’t know they’re shitty drivers if the antics of the geriatric population of my almost rural town is any indication.

We have a 2008 Grand Caravan. The only good thing about the interior is that all the cheap plastic is easy to clean. The company notoriously cheaped out on the brakes, which eat pads and calipers, and the battery and tires that came with it from the dealer lasted less than 3 years.

Owned an ‘82, so I know what I’m getting into. CP all the way. It could be fault with the dash, or it could be the fuse box these have notorious problems with. Either way, you’re potentially $3k more in fixing those. The fact that no mileage is given, and that the seller is willing to give away a quattro sedan means

Biggest pet peeve when trolling Craigslist. You’re trying to sell your damn car, throw away the McDonalds wrappers and get rid of the spit cup out of the cup holders!

Regardless of how you voted, at least that car was cleaned up an in presentation mode before the pictures were taken.

And just think, after all of this it will make nearly as much power as a new Briggs & Stratton!

GAP insurance is important, but you’ll likely pay far less if you get it from your insurer rather than from the dealer.

You could say this Amazon deal is prime.

Abarth 1.4T out of a wrecked 500? If only for the sound...

I Guarantee it will Moab better than Tracy’s current Jeep.