If he wasn’t before the jeeps, he is now.

Says a man advertising their hilariously pollutive car in their handle. You know, with the exception of the DC area, and maybe Colorado, Cali seems to be the US home of “Fuck you. Got mine.”

Since were making up BS can I have a shot? He also wants to come into each American’s home, kick their dog, fuck their wife, and wipe his dick on the curtains on the way out. This is fun!

CAFE is designed and was designed from the very beginning to control what cars we are able to purchase. While I disapprove of the typical european system of high fuel taxes and displacement taxes it did at least allow for market choice.

CAFE was designed to eliminate the full size passenger car from the market as well…

This may not be the vehicle that he wants, but it is the vehicle that he needs. It’ll better suit his visual persona as a potential pedophile or kidnapper. It screams “Yes, I look scuzzy, and slightly threatening in a nondescript way, but if you clean me up, I can be dependable and trustworthy.”

While I admire his candor, it’s readily apparent that our guy has reached the Buick phase of his life.
Wagon utility will allow him to haul his gear for the band gigs filmed for those ED-fixer commercials. (not the twin tub ones)
New enough that CARB compliance shouldn’t be an issue, and cheap parts for daily driver…

Look no further than this ‘63 Buick Riviera for $27,500.

What does “PC LOAD LETTER” mean?!

Ah, yes, the “Swipe Left” sign on Tinder

I see your caliper paint and raise you drum brakes painted in any color. Yes, advertise to the world that you have brakes from the dawn of automotive engineering on your car. That’ll intimidate my multi piston brembos for sure....

Light bars and lift kits in suburbia. None of that is needed to find your way over to PF Changs.

Because I’m old enough to have been down this road several times before.

Seriously? Seriously?

$25k is about the going rate for a fully refurbished Daimler Ferret, with drivers closer to $10k.

Oh bummer, I missed this. Remember those completely fucking stupid commercials where the lotus esprit gets outrun by the douche in the dodge magnum and then they pull up to a light and the guy goes “What you got in that thing?”. Yeah, so this is how that really happens...and there is no lame ass dodge station wagon…

You’re stating it awfully factually that he screwed up.

I didn’t have a chance to contribute this story when the first post went up, but here goes.

There is no such thing in aviation, and this was a rather serious incident.