dmgross
Bill Brasky
dmgross

as bad as all those trespasses are, my biggest gripe with tom price is that he is essentially a mirror-world evil tim gunn, which should never be a thing.

I saw T2 in the theaters when I was in the third grade, and I remember it being a surprise that Schwarzenegger was the hero. I had only seen some TV spots, so maybe those were better about not giving it away, but I just assumed (also 8 year old logic) that the robot who looked like a cop was the good guy, and the

Daenerys is really gonna have Aegon her face when she finds out who she’s hooking up with tonight!

And the least shocking aspect of that video is its ratio.

That woman somehow makes “quit” a two syllable word.

“Millennials are killing the Thank You note industry”

He totally wanted to see Montana.

I was surprised he lived considering that speech he gave about wanting to go home to his lady, starting a family, maybe buying a farm.

Yeah zombie ice dragon is cool and all, but I crawled up my fucking couch in horror when I thought Tormund was going to die without making giant babies to rule the world with Brienne.

Also, considering wights can’t swim, how many did he send down to wrap the chain around its neck?

Little know fact: Pence is actually looking at wall paper swatches right there.

The tweets and articles won’t do this one justice, folks - you have to see the video. See how angry he was, how combative he was, like he wanted to pick a fight with the press corps, with his critics, with America. Surreal.

I will listen to no Facebook comment dumb enough to put a hyphen in Autobot.

Jon Snow totally drew those cave pictures himself.

This is the Jetsiest thing I have ever done

Well, I can probably design a nicer sneaker.

Starred for posting your extended (and hard-earned) self-pity to the wrong article, which seems very Jets.

His signature shoe looks good on the golf course.